My New Tax Proposal – You Will Love It

idiot call center

I will be so happy to help you with that problem, sir! I hope you are having a wonderful day!

I have a great new tax reform plan. It’s so much simpler than the 73,954 pages in our current tax code. In fact, it is only one paragraph long.

Here it is:

Any company that provides customer service or technical support using a call center in Bangladesh, India, Costa Rica, the Philippines, or any other place where people speak English but are totally incompetent, helpless, ingratiating, untrained, patronizing, overpaid, clueless, freaking idiots, must pay a 99% excise tax on all net income from sales in the United States.  All other companies and citizens will pay 10% of their income.

What do you think?

Tom Balek – Rockin’ On the Right Side

Rockin' On the Right Side

I’m not like them,  But I can pretend
The sun is gone,  But I have a light
The day is done,  And I’m having fun
I think I’m dumb
Maybe just happy, I think I’m dumb

Dumb – Nirvana

 

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