Sign Up Now for ObamaCar – Subsidized Car Insurance!

Cheech and Chong - Up In SmokeWhy fight it?  You know, when he’s right, he’s right.

This ObamaCare deal is sweet.  My friend Barack (he still calls me “friend” and asks for $5 every day) says we can all have better health care, it will cost little or nothing, and we can keep our favorite doctors.

Isn’t it great?  Instead of buying my own health insurance, he says I can get a subsidized policy for a lot less money that covers a lot more stuff – even stuff I don’t need, like birth control and drug counseling!  And nobody has to pay for it!  I think the money just comes out of his “stash”.

Most people have quit working now that unemployment checks keep coming indefinitely and disability is so easy to get.  A family of four can get $632 per month in free food — and heck, now they are all on the ObamaCare website getting free health care too through Medicaid!  My friends in Colorado are so happy, because they have more money to spend on those awesome brownies.

It’s great that I don’t have to face the risk of health problems any more.  In fact, ObamaCare is so cool, I’m going to call my friend Barack on my ObamaPhone and ask him for another new program.

What if somebody smashes my car?  I can’t afford a new one.  And my friends in Colorado might hit a light pole on the way home from work now that everybody is smoking weed on coffee breaks.  We shouldn’t have to pay for our own car insurance.  We need ObamaCar!  Free or subsidized Car Insurance!

You know, now that I won’t have to buy health insurance or car insurance any more, I’m going to move to Colorado, get on disability and food stamps, hang out with my friends, hire me a driver, and just cruise around all day smoking weed in the back seat of the low rider!  ObamaCar!  Woo hoo!

Tom Balek – Rockin’ On the Right Side

Rockin' On the Right Side

Baby you can drive my car
Yes I’m gonna be a star!
Baby you can drive my car
And maybe I’ll love you.
Beep beep, m’ beep beep, yeah!

Baby You Can Drive My Car – Paul McCartney

3 thoughts on “Sign Up Now for ObamaCar – Subsidized Car Insurance!

  1. If only it were that easy, Tom. I’m thinking of calling myself a corporation so that I can get some of their subsidies. Lots more money than SNAP or the ACA pays. I thought I read somewhere that the Supreme Court said corporations are people. Should work vice versa. You go at it from the little guy angle and I will go at it from the corporate angle and let’s see who gets more money.

    • You will win, no doubt! Looks like BC/BS will soon rule the world – in many states its competition has been eliminated by ObamaCare, and with the bailouts, it has no risk. And wouldn’t you like to have the billion dollar website contract? Imagine how many uninsured people could have been covered with that money.

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