I’m Crossing Geico Off My Christmas Card List

Geico geckoI just about fell off the couch.

While enjoying a TV football game this weekend, I was subjected to a Geico Insurance commercial featuring that cute little British (or Aussie, or Newzie, or some other “smarter than American”) gecko.  To my surprise, the commercial was not about insurance.

It was a snarky little victory dance celebrating what the gecko proclaimed to be the end of the Tea Party.

In the commercial, the gecko has ordered a cup of tea at a ritzy Boston dockside restaurant, but the wind blows his tea bag into the Boston Harbor.  “Oh deah . . . ”  the aristocratic little amphibian laments.  “I’ve dropped my tea into Boston Hah-bah.  Huh, I guess this pahty’s ovah!”

For me, this was a first.  I don’t recall ever seeing an American business buy expensive nationwide advertising time to make a left-handed, snarky bitch-slap at a large group of American citizens – many of whom are its own customers.   What the hell?  Does this company have more revenue than it wants or needs?

Apparently it does.  Turns out Geico is owned by Berkshire Hathaway – aka Warren Buffett, the uber-wealthy Obama-defender who bravely “supports Obama 100%”.  Buffett also strongly believes that we should all pay more taxes, while he employs an army of accountants to avoid paying his.  A 2012 report in the Huffington Post said Berkshire Hathaway, the eighth-largest public company in the world at the time, admitted owing taxes all the way back to 2002.

The ownership and management of Geico has no qualms about showing its disdain for conservative Americans and, apparently, for free speech.  You might recall Geico’s 2012 commercials featuring the hilarious drill-sergeant “Gunny”, portrayed by R Lee Ermey, an accomplished actor and Vietnam vet.  Ermey made the mistake of speaking out against Obama’s policies and was abruptly and loudly fired by Geico.

You know, I had enough of Warren Buffett quite a while ago.  And I’m getting pretty tired of that stupid little gecko too.  I think it’s time to cross Buffett and Geico off my Christmas card list.

Tom Balek – Rockin’ On the Right Side

Rockin' On the Right SideNow you can save your lip, And pack your grip,
And leave a trail of smoke behind ya,
Who needs ya? Think about it, baby.
Who needs you!

Who Needs Ya – Steppenwolf

Canadian rocker John Kay and his band Steppenwolf had some huge hits in the late sixties.  Everybody remembers “Born To Be Wild” and “Magic Carpet Ride”.  But I think this song is Steppenwolf’s best.  Here’s a live look at an aging but still rockin’ John Kay in 2009.

12 thoughts on “I’m Crossing Geico Off My Christmas Card List

  1. Isn’t Geico the same company that has a pig in their commercial? I have taken offense to this as it subtly humanizes an animal, and in another commercial has a girl riding off on a small boat with the pig. Could this be promoting beastiality
    in a sublime way, as well?

  2. Fiat 500L commercial, the Italians are coming. This is going to be so much better than the tea party. I think this one is along the same lines.

  3. There is an asinine insurance company that has a spokeswoman with a name that is synonymous with a woman’s monthly cycle which I find revolting that is owned by an anti-gunner. Just to ad wood to the fire.

  4. If two men can get married because they’re “in love” why not a pig and a hot chick?? If we’re going to sanction unnatural and immoral acts for some, then we must sanction equality for everyone…even talking pigs!!

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