Poor California. She is just trying to be nice, and all she gets from most of her brothers and sisters is derision and ridicule.
She wants to save the planet, so she destroys her agricultural industry by diverting all the Central Valley’s water into the ocean to protect a tiny fish. She feels sorry for poor people from all over the world, so she opens her borders and gives away her peoples’ jobs, streets and money. She even chose to be a sanctuary state, so that illegal aliens who commit violent crimes won’t be sent away.
She says marijuana is cool and should be legal. She thinks anybody should be able to choose their gender, and change it at any time. She believes white people are mostly racists, men are mostly rapists, and if guns were outlawed, nobody would ever be killed again. Except babies in the womb, who are terribly inconvenient.
The rest of the family just doesn’t understand her, Daddy Trump is threatening to send her to bed without supper, and poor California is so upset she wants to run away from home.
A group called Yes California leads the secession movement, saying:
Being a U.S. state is no longer serving California’s best interests. On issues ranging from peace and security to natural resources and the environment, it has become increasingly true that California would be better off as an independent country.
Their website lists many reasons why California should secede. Their liberal values are impeded by our federal laws. They are tired of contributing to the United States’ military apparatus, and think separation from the USA would make them less likely targets for terrorists. They are convinced that their votes don’t count because of the electoral college, and as a result they now must bear the ultimate insult in the form of President Trump.
The California secessionists are right about one thing: secession is a perfectly legal and legitimate option to states. Despite Lincoln’s heavy-handed and bloody suppression of the southern states during the Civil War, and the federal corruption and abuse that continued for decades after his death, our Constitution allows and anticipates that states can leave the union. The nation was created by the states, not the other way around. The notion that secession is treason is nothing more than revisionist history.
Should anyone find the possibility of a state splitting the sheets with its mother country unthinkable in this day and age, consider Catalonia, whose citizens voted for independence from Spain and hope to raise their own flag by the end of this year.
Secession is complicated. Will California pay its share of the national debt? Will the USA have to shut down its military installations? Will Trump have to build a wall around California to keep illegal immigrants from fleeing to Nevada when the state runs out of money?
Anyway, I say go for it, California. You don’t have to put up with us meanies any longer. Go ahead and secede. Party on.
Just don’t call us to pick up the pieces when the fun is over.
Tom Balek – Rockin’ On the Right Side
You can go your own way
You can call it another lonely day
You can go your own way
You can call it another lonely day
Every now and then I complain that the news media/liberal government is totally geared to our tiny little attention spans (the news media and liberal government are now inseparable and indistinguishable). They fully understand and exploit how soon we forget one earth-shaking news story when the next one comes along. We don’t care whether the last crisis was explained, let alone resolved. Instead we lurch ahead to the latest shocking crisis. And the news media/liberal government seemingly never runs out of crises. We’re so busy dealing with the latest crisis that we never take the time to look ahead.
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