You might think our free-spending government does not have a priority list. From all appearances, once they have spent on an item or a program, they will continue to spend on that item or program forever – adding new items and programs to the list, but never removing any.
If we taxpayers wrote a priority list, at the top would be the things that are most important to us, and at the bottom we would put the porky programs that don’t accomplish anything, are obsolete, are wasteful or are flat-out fraudulent. If we needed to cut the budget, we would go to the bottom of the list and start whacking away. The stuff at the top would be protected.
The government priority list is the same as ours, except upside-down. Whenever taxpayers balk at spending more money, or increasing the debt limit, the government threatens to cut the things that are most important to us:
Cut spending? Why, we’ll have to get rid of all the teachers and firemen! No social security, either! And we’ll have to stop national defense completely! Why, if we cut taxes, we can’t afford to provide any help to the disabled!
Of course, we will have to keep funding the Essential Air Service program and subsidizing $3,652 for every airline ticket to Billings – that’s essential! And how could we cut the subsidies to our campaign contributors in the Green Energy business? They are broke! They need our help! And of course our unionized government employees are entitled to earn double the rate that taxpayers earn, for half the hours of work, and get fat guaranteed pensions at a young age. How could we cut back there?
When I lived in Topeka, KS, we had a mosquito problem every summer. And the county government milked that baby for all it was worth. Whenever the county wanted more money for whatever frivolous reason, they would threaten first to stop spraying for mosquitoes. Worked like a charm.
Oh yes, the government has the same spending priority list we do. It’s just upside down.
Tom Balek – Rockin’ On the Right Side
Upside down, boy, you turn me
Inside out, and round and round
Upside down, boy, you turn me
Inside out, and round and round
Upside Down – Diana Ross
Didn’t know she could dance! Watch Diana bust a move with Michael Jackson!


When I was little, my dream was to have one of those battery-powered kiddie cars that I could sit in and drive around the neighborhood, waving and showing off to my friends. Whenever we got a new Sears catalog, I would flip right to the kiddie cars. The brightly-painted toy cars were always on one of the full-color pages, and looked just like a real car! I could only imagine what it would be like to be a rich kid.
“While some wanted to write off America’s auto industry, we said no. We knew that we needed to do something different – in Delaware and all across the nation,” said Vice President Biden. “We understood a new chapter had to be written, a new chapter in which we strengthen American manufacturing by investing in innovation. Thanks to a real commitment by this Administration, loans from the Department of Energy, the creativity of U.S. companies and the tenacity of great state partners like Delaware – we’re on our way to helping America’s auto industry reclaim its top position in the global market.”
Macroeconomics makes sense as long as we have a medium of exchange that we can trade back and forth with each other, and we all agree on its relative value. Here in the United States we use dollars.
In 2001 the IMF bailed out Argentina, preventing bloody revolution. In exchange, there were strings attached: you will manage your economy conservatively, and you will hold inflation to sane levels.
I played high school football in small-town Montana. I wasn’t particularly good at it, but I loved the sport. To this day I and my family, like most Americans, spend a good chunk of our time and money following the monsters of the midway. Football has become more than a pastime – it is a juggernaut industry, and until recently its meteoric growth in popularity seemed limitless. But I digress . . .
And when Hillary Clinton was called to testify before Congress about her baffling failure to prevent, mitigate, or correctly report the murder of our Libyan ambassador and those who attempted to protect him at Benghazi, she declined to appear, invoking the “concussion” defense. She reportedly fainted from dehydration and hit her head, although she did not seek medical attention.