I’m a Beatle baby. I grew up with the Beatles. In my pre-pube years I watched their movies, listened to their hit songs on the radio, saw them on Ed Sullivan, and tried to figure out why all the girls were screaming. Like every other music-aware and girl-aware boy, I wanted to be a Beatle. I just couldn’t decide which one.
At first I thought being a British Invasion drummer would be the pinnacle of success. Here’s my story, a song I wrote and recorded a couple of years ago:
To this day I revere the Beatles (living and dead) – their magical songwriting skills, their charisma, their larger-than-life grip on pop culture, and their legendary worldview that grew beyond anything that could have been scripted. John, Paul, George and Ringo set the tempo of the universe, both musically and socially. They had the world by the ass.
Many of you who Rock with me On The Right Side might think that the long-haired, dope-smoking, guru-worshipping Beatles of the sixties were on the wrong side of political history. How on Earth could conservative Tom still get such a big buzz when he hears “Baby, You Can Drive My Car”, or “Lady Madonna” ?
Well, to tell you the truth, I never really tried to extract any deep message. Nor did you. Much of their lyrical message was nonsense.
I am the Egg Man! They are the Egg Men! I am the Walrus! Goo Goo, Goo Joob!
Lennon and McCartney occasionally tried to convey an overtly political message. Usually it was something basic, like “Give Peace A Chance.” But let’s face it: they weren’t world leaders, they were relatively uneducated twenty-something kids who were getting a lot of attention. They had no clue what message would have positive results for their world and that of the future.
But they did have the world by the ass, and still do. I still love to play and sing Beatle songs. I plead guilty to the crime of passionately singing John Lennon’s “Imagine” to audiences of all persuasions, including Montana cowboys:
Imagine there’s no countries
It isn’t hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion, too
Could there be a more liberal, “one world order” message than that? I kind of hope that nobody really pays attention to those lyrics when I sing them. Just enjoy the beautiful song.
But then I revel in Lennon’s totally conservative anthem “Revolution”, in which he proclaims:
You say you’ll change the constitution, well, you know
We all want to change your head
You tell me it’s the institution, well, you know
You better free your mind instead
But if you go carrying pictures of chairman Mao
You ain’t going to make it with anyone anyhow
Don’t you know it’s gonna be all right?
Was John Lennon a liberal, or a conservative? I don’t think he really cared. He was just searching for reality. For truth. Hell, maybe he was so stoned most of the time he couldn’t tell the difference. I suppose he stumbled onto wisdom and dreams from both sides, like many of us who try to make sense of the news today.
Anyway, thinking about Lennon, and the Beatles, and the huge philosophical and political differences between the left and the right today, it reminds me to . . . just keep an open mind. Listen. Think. Teach. Stay level. And do your best to help make the world a better place for our kids and grandkids.
Tom Balek – Rockin’ On the Right Side

But if you want money
For people with minds that hate
All I can tell is brother you have to wait
Don’t you know it’s gonna be all right?
This message is for government employees.
A couple of weeks ago
I opened the back door of my truck and removed our contraband from under the rear seat – two small ziplock bags, stuffed to capacity. I carefully tucked them into the bottom of my canvas bag, under the foam seat cushions and between the Kansas City Royals umbrellas.
How did this happen? Simple. Elected officials control the compensation paid to their union employees as well as the revenues extracted from taxpayers. Union employees promise to help (with cash and labor) elect the politician. When elected, the politician pays the union back with higher compensation, using money that is extracted from the taxpayers. It goes around and around until the government is broke.
Residents of ten counties in northern Colorado have had enough. Even though they provide most of the money for school funding in their state, and the vast majority of oil and gas revenues, they feel like the ‘Rodney Dangerfield’ of the state house – they get no respect.
You might know that 700,000 American men died in the Civil War. You probably have heard anecdotes about how ugly and brutal the battles were. As I grow older I am more somberly aware of the toll the war took on our nation and its people. I recently viewed the movie
The relationship between government and citizens is a delicate dance. In recent years, our federal government has insisted on taking the lead role, forcing citizens to step consistently backward, giving up their personal freedoms and national dignity. But recently the music has changed, and our president takes us by the hand to do the “Obama Tango” – an intricate, passionate dance with steps forward and backward and all over the place.
As I have pointed out to you, my fellow Rockers on the Right Side, I get regular e-mails from the Obama camp. They ask me for $5 every day, and they assume that because I logged in to their website once during the last election campaign that I am one of them. It’s amazing to me that they are still gathering campaign contributions despite the fact that their leader is a lame duck in his second term.
I spent a day with some friends from Australia last weekend. It’s sad to say, but they were more engaged in and knowledgeable about American politics and economics than most fellow Yankees I meet.