How to Stop Corruption Quickly and Cheaply


Here’s what I think our top ten political / government priorities ought to be for 2026:

1. Stop the corruption
2. Stop the corruption
3. Stop the corruption
4. Stop the corruption
5. You get the idea . . .

The corruption at every level of our government is staggering. But then, I have said for years people have no idea how hard it is to spend a trillion dollars – you literally have to bulldoze mountains of money. The complexity of the task is beyond the scope of our tiny little human brains, so I just had Grok do the math: our national debt of nearly $40 trillion would cover the entire state of California with one dollar bills!

On a daily basis we see crooked people in crooked NGOs and agencies working in cahoots with crooked paid staff and even crookeder (good word) elected officials to steal trillions of dollars from current and future taxpayers. Federal, state, county, city – every place where public money lands is getting ransacked. It’s a huge job, but somebody’s got to do it, right?

But take heart, there is a solution!

WE MUST AUDIT EVERY GOVERNMENT EMPLOYEE AND ELECTED OFFICIAL EVERY YEAR.

You wouldn’t leave your kids at a day care center where employees were not vetted would you? (Unless you live in Minneapolis.) So why would you leave your money in the hands of people who routinely steal half of it?

Everybody asks how in the world representatives have assets worth hundreds of millions of dollars after just a few years of public “service”. Democrat leader Nancy Pelosi’s “insider” stock transactions alone netted her $163 million between 2020 and 2025, only to be outdone by Senator Rick Scott (R-FL) whose stocks bloated by $251 million over the same period. Gee, do you think maybe our officials are voting for personal profits instead of doing the right thing for their constituents?

Even better, you can send OPM (other people’s money) overseas and get even bigger kickbacks because it is virtually untraceable. Nothing like a nice little war now and then where we can give weapons to one or both sides, get kickbacks to the manufacturers, and then squeeze them for campaign contributions! In 2024, Senators Roger Wicker (R-MS) and Tim Caine (D-VA) each took in almost a half billion dollars from the defense industry. But they are amateurs compared to house member Ken Calvert (R-CA) who landed a cool $835 million!

When your job is collecting and distributing bazillions of dollars of OPM there are just so many profit opportunities. It’s a fun gig if you can get it. So attractive, in fact, that even getting elected requires plenty of corruption. Our election system is a stinking cesspool.

Like I said, it’s almost impossible to actually SPEND that much money legitimately, so our officials have to get creative. NGOs to the rescue! What a great way to spend tanker loads of OPM, make it look like you care about the folks, and get kickbacks to your bank accounts and campaigns so you can keep your job! Brilliant!

Even worse, our government encourages private citizens (and non-citizens) to rape and plunder the taxpayers through corruption in medical and social services. Some staffers participate just because they are lazy, incompetent, overpaid government employees who can’t be fired; others because they have a political agenda. I feel sorry for those who would be whistleblowers but are threatened to keep their mouths shut. And the media has been complicit in the whole thing. God bless Nick Shirley, a young internet journalist who broke through the wall of silence.

Stopping corruption would solve pretty much all of our problems. If you look at any issue that keeps you up at night, it will most likely have dishonesty and corruption at the core. 2Corinthians 8:21 sums it up nicely – we should be: “providing honorable things, not only in the sight of the Lord, but also in the sight of men.”

So how could we audit all these people? Just as DOGE attracted smart folks to find and clean up stupid spending, we could start a group called DORAFIC – the Dept. of Retired Accountants Finding Incredible Corruption. Hell, I would volunteer! We would have the crooks on the run in no time, and have a blast doing it!

Tom Balek – Rockin’ On the Right Side

“Honesty” is such a lonely word
Everyone is so untrue
Honesty is hardly ever heard
And mostly what I need from you

HONESTY – Billy Joel
this is the third time I have used this song
to despair at the loss of honesty in our
culture: June 2014May 2017

Those Were The Days

Archie Bunker’s eyes would bug out. Fred Sanford would have another fake heart attack, yelling “it’s the big one ‘Lizabeth! I’m coming home!” Even Meathead would be totally flummoxed at the state of our nation and culture today.

For those of you too young to get the references, All In The Family and Sanford and Son were the two most popular sitcoms on American television in the 1970s. Archie Bunker, a bigoted but big-hearted working class white guy, complained constantly about the deterioration of life in America – especially the younger generation. His live-in son-in-law, Meathead, was a hippy liberal Democrat who drove Archie crazy, and vice-versa.

Sanford and Son was the flipside of All In the Family. Fred Sanford was an equally bigoted black owner of a junk yard who was just as perplexed at the changes in his world. His son, Lamont, gently guided him though the exaggerated challenges he faced.

There were issues in America in the 1970s – the Vietnam War was detested by everybody except the defense industry, racial tensions persisted after the civil rights movement, and dishonesty by politicians was perceived as a growing problem. Inflation hit 12.3% in 1974 and Archie had to eat meatless spaghetti.

Fast forward to today. The Vietnam War has been replaced by the conflict in Ukraine, equally reviled for the American dollars being spent propping up a corrupt foreign government, but without loss of US troops – yet. Racial tension has returned as mobs of marauding young blacks loot retail stores in brazen attacks without fear of prosecution, while colleges and corporate employers openly discriminate against whites and Asians, and citizens are divided into groups of “oppressors” and “oppressed”. Political prisoners languish in fetid jails without due process or basic human rights. Drag queens twerk in front of kindergarteners, and school libraries feature gay pornography. Our cities are filled with drug-addled homeless squatters, while millions of illegals pour over our border and through our airports, filling taxpayer-funded hotels and enjoying perks that many hard-working Americans can’t afford. One hundred thousand Americans die from fentanyl overdoses every year. Our president gets away with taking millions in bribes from foreign adversaries and no one trusts our election process any more. Our government spends $2 trillion more per year than it takes in.

I guess turmoil is the normal state of affairs in our country. But people my age sense that things are getting worse instead of better as the slide away from Christian values gathers momentum. Despite artificial intelligence and smart phones in every hand, we seem to get stupider every day.

Archie and Fred would be shocked at the state of affairs today. Even Meathead, who was totally against the “establishment”, would be stunned to see his liberal Democrats defending big government corruption and abuse of citizens today.

The idyllic days of post-WW2 America are long gone, probably never to return.

My wife, an America First hard-right patriot, stopped by the Democrat booth at a festival to compare notes. They actually found much to agree on – everything is going to hell!

The difference is, back in the 1970s we were still able to laugh about it. Today free speech has been cancelled, the truth has been scrubbed from the internet and news media, and laughing is prohibited.

Tom Balek – Rockin’ On the Right Side

Boy the way Glen Miller played,
Songs that made the hit parade,
Guys like us we had it made,
Those were the days,
And you knew what you were then,
Girls were girls and men were men,
Mister we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again.
Didn’t need no welfare states
Everybody pulled his weight,
Gee our old Lasalle ran great,
Those were the days!

Those Were The Days – theme from All In The Family