
photo by Alex Wong
It’s so sad to see former Montana governor Brian Schweitzer limping unceremoniously off the national stage, when everyone expected him to fill Max Baucus’ seat in the Senate.
Schweitzer was so good for Montana as governor – vetoing all those bills. There was no doubt, Brian Schweitzer knew what was best for Montana, regardless of what the citizens or the legislature wanted. His judgment was obviously superior to everybody else’s.
And you know, it’s just heartbreaking to know that the Commission of Political Practices was actually doing corrupt and despicable things while Schweitzer was in office. Surely Brian Schweitzer would not have tolerated any hanky-panky if he had known about it, right?
We know what a loyal Democrat Brian Schweitzer was. And obviously, all of his fellow Democrats just loved him.
Brian Schweitzer was for the common man. He was opposed to dark money in politics – umm, I mean, well, for . . . other people.
It’s just such a shame. Brian Schweitzer was as clean as the driven snow. He was a star on David Letterman and Bill Maher. He had no ego at all. Everybody loved him! So much so, in fact, that he was being groomed to run for President some day! And those rumors about corruption, well . . . how could they be true?
Well, I am just heartbroken that former Montana governor Brian Schweitzer is being accused of all of these terrible things when we all know they could not possibly be true! Say it isn’t so, Brian!
Tom Balek – Rockin’ On the Right Side

Say it isn’t so painful
To tell me that you’re dissatisfied.
Last time I asked you
I really got a lame excuse.
I know that you lied.

What have I done to deserve such a fate