Overheard from Obama’s debate prep team: “We have the technology – we have the capability to make the world’s first bionic president. Better, cooler, smarter . . . Oh wait, we already spent six trillion on that, it didn’t work. Never mind.”
“The Six Million Dollar Man” (Lee Majors) could run like the wind and crush an anvil with one hand. Fortunately, he was a force for good, not evil.
We spent SIX TRILLION DOLLARS on our current president – that’s how much our debt has increased under his watch. And we can expect another bill of at least that much if he is re-elected.
Six Trillion Dollars ago, President Obama said he said he would cut the deficit in half. Didn’t quite happen.
Six Trillion Dollars ago, the President said the rest of the world would respect us once again. Umm, not so much.
Six Trillion Dollars ago, he said his would be the most transparent government in history. Mr. President, what happened in Benghazi? Can we see the Fast and Furious documents you hid, invoking executive privilege? What’s the big secret about your college records? And what the heck happened to that 7-layer Photoshopped birth certificate?
Six Trillion Dollars Ago, the President said, “The Democratic Party has won a great victory tonight, we do so with a measure of humility and determination to heal the divides that have held back our progress.” Mr. President, inside the beltway they say you don’t even talk to your own party leaders, much less anybody from across the aisle.
Six Trillion Dollars ago President Obama promised, “When there is a bill that ends up on my desk as the president, you the public will have five days to look online and find out what’s in it before I sign it.” Nope. He said, “I have done more to take on lobbyists than any other candidate in this race. I don’t take a dime of their money, and when I am president, they won’t find a job in my White House.” Nope. And he said, “When I’m president, I will go line by line to make sure that we are not spending money unwisely.” Nope, nope, nope.
Too bad we didn’t get a warranty when we bought the Six Trillion Dollar Man. Maybe we could get our money back. For sure let’s not spend another Six Trillion on this same defective model.
Tom Balek – Rockin’ On the Right Side
My man is smooth like Barry and his voice got bass
A body like Arnold with a Denzel face,
He’s smart like a doctor with a real good rep
And when he comes home, he’s relaxed with pep
He always got a gift for me, every time I see him
A lot of snot nose, ex-flames couldn’t be him